Perhaps the toughest thing about life is not having ready access to bacon — either you're away from the kitchen, or your favorite brunch spot, and you get a craving that you just can't satisfy. Now, you could always have a supply of bacon on-hand, but that's messy, and hardly practical. But with Go Bacon, you can have bacon at your fingertips, in the form of delicious bacon jerky. Held in a portable four-by-six-inch resealable package, Go Bacon fits perfectly in the pocket of your pants or jacket, so it can go anywhere you do. Each package contains one-and-a-half ounces of premium, jerkied bacon, available in either original or a spicy sriracha flavor. Bacon lovers, rejoice.
Unfortunately for most of us, St. Patrick's Day falls squarely at the beginning of the work week this year, getting in the way of what we'd really rather be doing: drinking. So instead of taking a discreet nip behind your desk, quell your cravings with these Guinness Marshmallows — at least until five o'clock rolls around. Made from Guinness single stout, sweetened with Penzey's vanilla extract, and rolled in crushed pretzels, each marshmallow is a one-by-one-inch cube of fluffy deliciousness. And, they're a lot loss likely to get you fired than a pint of Guiness if your boss catches you consuming them on the job (as long as you share).