After seeing the company behind this product blend up golf balls, a coke can, marbles, and even a rake handle, we knew it deserved a place on Uncrate. The Blendtec Total Blender ($400), with 1500-watts of power and a super strong motor, is the most powerful home blender on the market. Featuring Smart-Touch technology (automatically speeds up and slows down, then shuts off when the cycle is complete), a 64-ounce jar, and Blendtec's commercial blending history, this blender will blend, chop, grind, crush and mince anything you throw at it.
The Snack-Size Deep Fryer ($40) from HSN Improvements makes a nice accompaniment to that dorm-size frig stocked with beer you have in your man room. The snack-size portions of French fries and doughnuts which can be produced from the 1-1/4 lb. capacity of this fryer will make you forget all about McDonalds. And you can even watch your fried Twinkie goodness frying away through the lid with viewing window. Triple bypass not included.