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Unbreakable Hatchet

When it comes to tools, you want them to stand up to anything — which is exactly what the Fiskars Unbreakable Hatchet ($22) is designed to do. Sporting a "stronger-than-steel" FiberComp handle, this thing chops up to three time deeper than a normal axe, and has a low-friction coating that lets you fly through logs. Sheath included, lumberjacking skills not.

  • John Deere Tango E5 Autonomous Mower

    You have plenty of machines in your life that require more work from you — the coffee machine, your washer and dryer, etc. — so why not spend your money on one that works for you? The John Deere Tango E5 Autonomous Mower ($TBA) is designed to give you back your weekends by keeping your grass a reasonable length automatically, automatically returning to its charging station when it's low on juice and staying out of your koi pond thanks to some help from a preset boundary wire. So go ahead and spend your grass-mowing time perfecting your martini — your secret is safe with us.

  • Stanley FuBar Demolition Bar

    When work commenced on the new Uncrate HQ, we took to the old, paisley wallpaper-covered walls with baseball bats. This was unwise. What we needed was a Stanley FuBar Demolition Bar ($20). Forged from high carbon alloy steel, this ingenious tool features everything you need to strike, pull, pry, chisel, and chop down old material, including a P-shaped chisel, multiple nail pullers and strike-able surfaces, and a padded handle to reduce slippage. Way more efficient than a ball bat — although possibly less fun, due to the reduced risk of serious bodily harm.

    This post is sponsored by Philips Norelco. Use the right tool for the job.

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