Your dentist just got a powerful new sidekick — and no, we're not talking about that weird suction device he uses to remove all your spit, that's old news. The Kolibree Smart Toothbrush ($TBA) is the only existing app-connected toothbrush (for now), and that makes it better. Much better. So, for those of you who couldn't remember to brush your teeth twice a day, or if you forget the most important parts of your mouth on a regular basis, this one's for you. It does all the remembering — and nagging — for you, alerting you via a mobile app when it's time to brush again, tracking your brushing effectiveness, and charting your progress over time. It'll even send updates to your dentist or share them with your family, in case you need a little added reinforcement.
Sometimes a cup of coffee (or three) in the morning isn't quite enough to get you going -- and while you could take up running every morning, it would be a lot easier to just use Pacific Caffeinated Shaving Stuff ($10 and up). Every product in their line of shaving stuff is fortified with caffeine, helping to naturally constrict the veins in your face, keep your skin healthy with antioxidants, and absorb into your blood for a morning boost. Choose from their exfoliating wash, shaving cream, moisturizer, and after shave, each one made with caffeine. All of their products are made in the USA, not tested on animals, and made with a minty scent that invigorates you on even the roughest mornings.
If you're sick of cheap plastic combs that fall to pieces after only weeks of normal usage, it might be time to think about upgrading to the Octovo Ti Comb ($150). Made from high-grade titanium — the same material used in aerospace, marine, and automotive applications — this comb has a black titanium finish making it incredibly durable, lightweight, and resistant to the normal wear and tear that plagues inferior combs. It also comes in a custom Italian leather sleeve so you can take your comb anywhere. Available in limited quantities, this comb is nearly sold out, so get yours now, unless you want to deal with crappy combs for the rest of your life.