Whether you want to kick that nasty tobacco habit, need to do something about your offensive breath, or you just like constantly gnawing on something, Daneson Toothpicks ($20) are here to upgrade your oral fixation. They're made from North-American-sourced Northern White Birch (they are committed to milling sustainably), and come in a number of flavors — salted birch, cinnamint, lemon, mint, smoked, and single malt. The flavors come from high-quality ingredients like essential oils, scotch, herbs, and spices. Each box contains four nicely-packaged vials of picks.
No matter where you live in relation to the ocean, sometimes you just need a taste of the sea. With Dogfish Head Hard Tack Chowder ($4), you can get just that — along with the flavor of some pretty delicious beer. Inspired by the classic tale of seaborne adventure Moby Dick, and made with Dogfish's 60-Minute IPA and fresh clams, all you need to do to enjoy great chowder is heat it up with half-and-half and your favorite brown ale. Dogfish recommends their own Indian Brown Ale, naturally.
Your bologna has a first name (it's O-S-C-A-R), so your bacon certainly shouldn't remain nameless. Treat yourself to the gift of bacon with the Oscar Mayer Bacon Gift Box Collection ($22-$28). Or, you could always drop subtle hints to your loved one ("Yeah, that was great, but it would have been better with bacon"). These elegant boxed sets come with your choice of bacon-themed cufflinks, a multitool, or a money clip — and of course a package of delicious, naturally-hardwood-smoked bacon.