That's right. Hot honey. Mike's Hot Honey ($10) is a chili pepper-infused honey, handmade in Brooklyn, NY with honey, vinegar and chilies. It's tasty in and on pretty much anything, from hot green tea to pizza. Then again, what isn't tasty on pizza? Wait, what we were talking about? Oh, Mike's Hot Honey. Right. It's damn good.
This isn't your average comes-in-a-plastic-bear stuff. Ballard Bee Honey ($TBA) is made unfiltered, raw honey derived from the work of local bees in Ballard, WA, bringing with it pollen and nectar from the area's diverse vegetation, resulting in a flavor that's more complex, tasty, and true than any you'll get from a large-scale corporate farm.
Zesty, bold, and unexpected — and that's just the included fake mustache. Sazon Mas Guapo ($10) is a spice blend that falls somewhere between a dry rub and seasoning salt, and promises to make "any chef seem more handsome," while also making your food "more better."