Okay, maybe they won't literally cause unexpected bowel movements, but "Facts that Will Greatly Disturb You" just didn't have the same ring to it. 1,001 Facts that Will Scare the Sh*t Out of You ($10) is a 300+ page collection of random facts about bugs, disease, animals, and more, each one properly sourced — should you actually want to know more about it — and accompanied by a witty one-liner. Obviously a great bathroom reader, it works equally well for coffee tables, waiting rooms, and light mid-air entertainment.