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George Foreman Deep Fryer
Remove some of the fat from your favorite fried foods with the George Foreman Deep Fryer ($145). This unique fryer uses a spinning action to remove excess fat (up to 55%) absorbed during frying, while a built-in convection element adds an extra hint of crispiness. With a 1.4-pound capacity, it's ready to handle even family-sized frying jobs — but don't worry, we won't tell anyone all those onion rings are actually just for you.
Throwing Star Magnets
Give your refrigerator a ninja makeover with these Throwing Star Magnets ($19). Sold in packs of two, these unique decorations come in a ninja-styled box, sporting two powerful magnets each, and are made to look as if they've been embedded into whatever surface they're stuck to. [via]
Takaratomy Xiao Instant Digital Camera
Combining the convenience of digital with the instant gratification of an old Polaroid, the Takaratomy Xiao Instant Digital Camera ($500) gives you the best of both worlds. This 5-megapixel shooter boasts an integrated Zink printer, and the built-in software lets you add borders, frames, and other effects on the fly. But trust us — the first time you see a picture emerging from the bottom of your camera, none of that will matter.
Key of Rock
Whether you need a spare copy of an important key or are just tired of having the sorting through a bunch of similar keys to find the one you need, the Key of Rock (£15, ~$23) is here to help. This guitar-shaped blank comes ready for you to take to the key cutter, instantly jazzing up your keyring and making whatever key you choose to copy easier to find. Keychain amp not included.
Gears of War 2
Currently the strongest contender for the Halo throne the Gears of War franchise has returned with the second installment of its revolutionary third-person shooter. Gears of War 2 ($60, Xbox 360) picks up on the story of COG Marcus Fenix in his mission to exterminate the Locust Horde. Featuring new vehicles, new styles of play and new weapons, part 2 also includes massively immersive levels and a fairly solid storyline. If you're feeling at a loss after Dead Space this is probably your most solid contender.
Paul Frank Lumberjack Underwear
Embrace your inner woodsman with Paul Frank's Lumberjack Underwear ($14-$18). Made of soft red plaid stretch jersey, the logtastic underwear is available as briefs or boxer-briefs.
Bodum Chambord 8-Cup Press & Thermal Glasses
While high-end coffee makers promise ultimate convenience, there's still nothing quite like a french press. The Bodum Chambord 8-Cup Press & Thermal Glasses ($40) brews up to 8 cups of coffee the old-fashioned way, and features a built-in, three-piece stainless steel filter, a polished stainless lid and holder, a wide black handle and knob, and a glass carafe. As a bonus, the set includes two 12-oz. Pavina double wall glasses, giving you everything you need for a great coffee experience.
Pico Pocket Projector
Sick of squinting at your tiny iPhone screen during long flights? Why not just project the movie onto the back of the seat in front of you. The Pico Pocket Projector ($430) is an ultra-portable DLP/LED projector that measures just 2 by 4.1 by 0.7 inches, weighing only 4.2 ounces. It projects a screen size up to 60 inches on nearly any surface. The Pico also has a rechargeable battery and a built-in speaker (though headphones or external speakers are recommended). [via]
Baconnaise
From the maker of Bacon Salt comes Baconnaise ($15/3 pack). This bacon flavored spread is tasty on everything from sandwiches to celery. Spread the bacon love.
Moog Guitar
With the Moog name on board, you might guess that the Moog Guitar ($6,500) is some sort of guitar/synth hybrid. And you'd be right. Designed by Moog inventor Paul Vo, this gorgeous axe uses magnetic pickups to change the strings' motion and enhance the sound. In addition to the standard 1/4" output, it also features a five-pin input for the included foot pedal, a piezoelectric pickup in the bridge, a Vo Power knob to control the intensity of sustain and mute, a filter toggle switch, and more. [Thanks, Bob]
Squishy Shot Glass Set
Be prepared to celebrate anywhere, anytime with the Squishy Shot Glass Set ($9). This set of two food-grade silicone glasses is designed to let you smash the cups down for easy transport, making them possibly the greatest flask accessory of all time. Huzzah!
Rock Band Home Stage Kit
If you've felt lately that your Rock Band jam sessions have been lacking a certain air of authenticity, then the Rock Band Home Stage Kit ($100) is for you. The kit features dynamic stage lighting that is sure to make you the coolest kid in your apartment complex. Perfect for Rock Band parties and self-important solo play.
Little People in the City
Living in a large city can be overwhelming — people can often feel lost amongst so many, and this feeling is perfectly conveyed in the brilliant photography of Little People in the City ($18). This hardcover tome represents a collection of photographs from street artist Slinkachu, who for the last several years has photographed and then left tiny hand-painted figurines all around London — and has chronicled his work in a terrific blog. A perfect book for your coffee table. [Thanks, Tim]
AK Ice Tray
Have the most gangsta drinks at your next party, with these ice cubes shaped like AK-47 bullets. Each AK Ice Tray ($13) magazine produces 12 bullet shaped pieces. There's really no way that absolutely everyone present won't find this amazingly awesome. Seriously, no chance whatsoever. [Thanks, Doug]
Antec Skeleton
You think your Mac Pro is hardcore? No. This is hardcore. The Antec Skeleton ($180) is a futuristic, open-air PC enclosure that keeps your components cool — in more ways than one. Made of 0.8mm cold rolled steel, the Skeleton has a front 92mm fan, a top three speed 250mm fan with multicolor LED customization, layered component trays, rackmount quality side rails, 7 expansion slots, and room for 4 drive bays.
Timeless Clock
One of the great things about analog clocks is their ability to show the current time against a myriad of backdrops. The Timeless Clock by Pascal Tarabay ($350) is a great example of this, with two black hands set atop a background of highly-stylized numbers jumbled together in a nearly unreadable circle. A fantastic conversation piece for any area of the home or office.
Car Chip Pro
Want to get more diagnostic info than your car's built-in computer provides? Check out the Car Chip Pro ($120). This deceivingly-simple gadget plugs directly into your auto's OBDII port, recording all sorts of data about your car's performance, your driving styles, and more. When you're ready to review, simply unplug the dongle and connect it to your PC via USB to extract the data. No greasy car repairman required.
WD ShareSpace
Need a whole lotta storage for your home office or network? The WD ShareSpace ($700-$1000) is here to help, with capacities ranging from 2TB-4TB, Gigabit Ethernet, built-in Microsoft Active Directory and iTunes server support, easily-swapped drives, support for multiple RAID configurations, and a front-mounted USB 2.0 port for one-touch transfer from other drives. It's a silver cube of power.
Blomus Bottle Opener
When you're trying to open your sixth-or-so beer, simplicity becomes paramount — and it doesn't get much more simple than the Blomus Bottle Opener ($12). Featuring single-piece, German engineered stainless steel construction, an ergonomically-designed handle, and squared curves, it's as beautiful as it is functional.
Microfly Tiny R/C Hovering UFO
The first thing you should know is that there is no shame in admitting you have the mentality of a 12 year old. And just because when you see an R/C helicopter your first reaction is to snatch it out of the air, grab the controller from the kid and run off to play with it on your own, well, that doesn't necessarily make you a bad person. But now with the Microfly Tiny R/C Hovering UFO ($25), you can have your very own radio controlled flying apparatus, meaning you no longer have to glare at children enviously. It's a good day.
EyeClops Night Vision Goggles
Why let the black ops division have all the fun? Now you can have your own pair of cyborg-looking glasses with EyeClops Night Vision Goggles ($90). The specs use IR technology for monocular night vision, feature both green and b/w modes, and offer two sensitivity levels, one for close proximity work, and the other for full-power mode, letting you see up to 50 feet away. Silence of the Lambs re-enactment night just got a lot more interesting.
Luminodot
Like a Lite-Brite for the 21st century, the Bandai Luminodot ($200) is a 70x50 pixelated board with LED backlighting. It includes 1600 bulbs in 12 different colors, special software to help you create and preview your image, and features a removable front panel which lets you place a printed page underneath to help in setting up your pixelated masterwork.
Paul Frank Math Blaster Sunglasses
The amber lenses and enameled seafoam green details on the Paul Frank Math Blaster Sunglasses ($138) will take you well into fall. The squared aviators go great with the brown-and-orange calculus season.
The Ninja Handbook
Presented by Ask a Ninja, it should come as no surprise that The Ninja Handbook ($10) most definitely looks forward to killing you soon. Packed with over 335 pages, the book explains in gory detail such quandaries as when to slash and when to stab and how to create and name your very own lethal ninja clan. Caution: Pages are shuriken-sharp.
OneLessDesk
One-piece desks are a thing of the past. The OneLessDesk ($650) proves this point by utilizing two separate decks to maximize space and ergonomic comfort. The upper deck provides a large surface designed to hold your monitor, docks, and other accessories, complete with intelligent cord management and a hidden shelf to hold large external hard drives, unsightly power bricks, or even a Mac Mini-sized PC. The lower deck, which at 25.5" tall slides perfectly underneath the upper deck, provides an ergonomic work environment, with space for your keyboard, mouse, and other hands-on tools. The best part? It looks even better than it sounds.
USB Drive Bottle Opener
Created by TrekStor, who obviously understand the relationship between data and drinking, the USB Stick CO with Bottle Opener ($12-$88; October 2008) is a great-looking USB 2.0 thumb drive made from solid brushed aluminum and featuring a bottle opener on one end. Available in capacities ranging from 1-16GB, you should be able to find one to suit your needs.
Boss Corpo Wool Jacket
Get ready for cooler weather with the Boss Corpo Wool Jacket ($550). The modern-cut black coat features a four button closure, full lining, two interior pockets, four front flap pockets (two on the chest and two at the waist), and an adjustable collar closure. Military style with civilian comfort.
Creature
Creature ($38) is spectacular in its simplicity. This excellent book from Andrew Zuckerman includes astonishing photos of 175 wild animals, all taken in front of a stark white background. The simple idea spurs one of the greatest coffee table books we've ever seen.
Tokyoflash Rogue
The LED-loving, standard clock face-defying Tokyoflash is back with its latest creation, the Rogue ($155). Made from stainless steel in either a polished silver or black finish, the Rogue features green LED lights in a circular pattern, with the outer ring of small dots representing minutes, the ring of large blocks representing rough minutes, and the inner ring of blocks representing hours. Interesting, innovative, and stylish, the Rogue will make a great fit with any wardrobe.
Quiksilver The Ray
Eco-friendly materials meet street-worthy fashion in The Ray from Quiksilver ($TBA; November 2008). Produced in limited quantities (only 1,000 will be produced), each watch is hand-crafted from real ebony wood sourced from sustainable managed forests. Other features include stainless steel and brass automatic movement, a non-traditional clock face, and components made from 100% recyclable anti-allergy stainless steel, aluminum, and mineral crystal.
Belkin BreakFree
Now you can get the same kind of damage protection offered by Apple's awesome MagSafe power connector for your guitar and amp thanks to the Belkin BreakFree ($20; September 2008). Offering noise-free, dynamic sound, the Breakfree causes no audio quality issues, and works with standard quarter-inch TRS plugs. It's the best way we've seen to keep the output on your axe and the input on your amp safe from cord-tugging damage.
SpeaQualiser
Add a little funk to your listening station with the SpeaQualizer ($40). This table-top gadget uses a functional animated equalizer to bring your music to life with flashing, jumping light bars in shades of red, blue, and green. It runs on 4 AAA batteries, so you can take the party with you, and its microphone, which is made to work best in "environments with loud music," gives you yet another excuse to crank the volume to eleven.
Ronn Scorpion
It appears independent car makers are stepping up amid crazy gas prices to bring some stylish green into our lives. The just-announced Scorpion ($TBA) from Ronn Motor Company is a sexy speedster that will run on a 30-40 ratio blend of gas and hydrogen, promising around 40 mpg efficiency while still being able to hit 60 mph in 3.5 seconds. The fuel for the hydrogen-on-demand system is "derived from fracturing water molecules drawn from a small on board water tank, and will not require a high pressure, on board hydrogen storage tank or hydrogen fueling station," according to the company. The carbon fiber beauty is now in pre-production, with availability scheduled for this fall.
Sorapot
Beauty and function come together in the Sorapot ($180). This modern, architectural teapot uses an arch of investment-cast stainless steel to house a Pyrex tube, letting you watch as the tea leaves unfurl, changing hot water into tasty tea. Simply put, it's a new classic.
Remington Shortcut
You have a buzz cut for one reason — it's efficient. You can cut it yourself, and it requires no "product" when you're ready to step outside. No prep, no mess. So isn't it time your clipper was as equally efficient? Meet the Remington Shortcut ($30-$40). This curved cutting system follows the shape of your head better than traditional clippers and bi-directional back and forth cutting gives you up to 50% faster hair cuts. It features an adjustable guide comb with five length settings (from 1/8" to 1/2"), a rechargeable battery, self-sharpening and rinseable blades, and a pop-up trimmer for around your ears and neckline. The low-maintenance look has never sounded (or looked) so good.
TAG Heuer Night Vision Driving Glasses
TAG Heuer wants you to wear your sunglasses at night. They've introduced a new pair of Night Vision Driving Glasses ($TBA) that are designed to maximize your driving performance from dusk to dawn using some contrast and color magic. Originally developed for drivers in the 24 Hours of LeMans, the glasses feature titanium frames and Reflex-style flexible temples.
Helvetica Cap
We weren't expecting to feature a mesh/trucker cap again for another 10 years or so. But we'd buy anything with our favorite typeface blazoned across the front. Which is why we're digging this camo-rific Helvetica Cap ($35) from Granph. Wear it at SXSW next year, and not only will you not be scorned, you'll be bugged by all the fellow type geeks asking where you got it.
Tripod Planter
Plant your foliage in a vessel that will match their modern surroundings with the Tripod Planter ($150). Made from steel, it's good indoors or out year-round, with three slender legs and a simple, elegant form that'll look great by the pool or by the bar.
Icon Watch
It's a watch that looks like the one on your computer. Is there really anything more to be said? The Icon Watch ($75) features an ABS and stainless steel body, a polyurethane band, and a spectacular dot matrix design that merges the worlds of computing and real life.
Scissor Spiders
Handmade from scissors confiscated by airport security, Scissor Spiders ($250) are some of the meanest-looking cubicle candy we've seen in a while. Measuring six-inches across and nine inches across, respectively, these metal menaces will have your vinyl toys running for cover. [Thanks, Christopher]
Beard Cap
If you live in an area that's likely to stay cold for a while longer, or if you just have a thing for funny-looking headgear, check out the Beard Cap ($135). Made from Icelandic wool, the handmade woven cap covers the entire head save for the eyes and nose, and features an awesome beard-like shape, complete with a woven faux mustache. From zero to Grizzly Adams in no time. [Thanks, Hidetaka]
Oblong Gear Clock
Cog up your crib with this unique Oblong Gear Clock ($125). The industrial time teller features a column of working, rotating gears covered with a rectangular piece of glass marked with the necessary increments of time.
Dymo DiscPainter
Just when we had given up on our discs saying anything besides "TDK" or "Memorex", someone comes out with an actual working CD/DVD printer. The Dymo DiscPainter ($280) prints 600 dpi graphics directly onto your CDs and DVDs in about a minute. The USB wonder features RadialPrint technology (it spins the disc while it prints), works with Macs and PCs, and is compatible with Photoshop, Illustrator, InDesign, or the included Dymo Discus software.
Brawndo
The Thirst Mutilator is making the jump from the big screen to your local 7-Eleven. As you'll recall, Brawndo was the sports drink that replaced water, even for crop irrigation (it's got what plants crave!), in Mike Judge's cult hit Idiocracy. Well, starting next week, you too will be able to spurn water and start your own dependency on Brawndo ($TBA). True to its movie roots, the lemon-lime energy drink is bright green "with a smooth tangy flavor" and 200 mg of caffeine, electrolytes, inositol and guarana. We're not sure if this is really awesome or really sad. But either way, the future is coming. And it doesn't look smart. [via]
Hercules 400 Laser
Whether you want a beam powerful enough to melt through plastic, or just need something to light up the night sky, the Hercules 400 Laser ($3000) will get the job done. This handheld laser is capable of all sorts of laser-based mischief — like igniting fireworks fuses and matches, popping balloons, and more — all with a beam that can be seen miles away. It's kinda like a lightsaber, but skinnier, and with a longer reach.
Vince Handknit Argyle Cardigan
You might think of cardigans as apparel for older men, but keep in mind: with age comes wisdom. Hence our recommendation of the Vince Handknit Argyle Cardigan ($395). Its blend of alpaca and wool is sure to keep you warm on those cool winter days, while side slash pockets lend a bit of functionality. Sometimes, older is better.
Opus Shelving
Inspired by the ancient Roman wall-building technique known as "opus incertum," the Opus Shelving System ($450) will have your crib looking like a palace in no time. The durable shelving is made from 100% recyclable polypropylene — the same material used to make motorcycle helmets — and can be used outdoors and in wet environments. [via]
Jean Pierre Lepine Free Ride Chrome Ballpen
Looking for a pen that stands out from the crowd, but doesn't compromise on performance or comfort? Check out the Jean Pierre Lepine Free Ride Chrome Ballpen ($150). It features a soft rubber-like material "where finger meets pen," accepts standard refills, and is guaranteed to draw attention and compliments, whether you're writing a check or scribbling notes. [Thanks, Joel]
Bombs Away Tie
Show your support or ironic distaste for war with this awesome Bombs Away Tie ($36). Available in army green or grayish purple, the tie drops love bombs like no other. [via]
6+6 Clock
We're suckers for anything black-on-black, and the 6+6 Clock ($200) is no exception. The 16" square timekeeper features black on black equations, with the clock's numbers highlighted in bright green. Matching bright green hands make this a funky clock that's actually easy to read from across the room.
Pirate Self Portrait Mirror
Add a little "Arrr!" to your routine with the Pirate Self Portrait Mirror ($48). Designed by Jeannie Choe & Steven Tomlinson, this 16"x12" mirror adds an eye patch and parrot to your ensemble anytime you line up in front to check yourself out.
Wi-Fi Detector T-Shirt
Finding a wireless internet access point can be a pain sometimes, so do yourself (and your gadget-toting brethren) a favor by sporting the Wi-Fi Detector T-Shirt ($30). It boasts a glowing animation on the front chest that dynamically displays the current Wi-Fi signal strength in the area. It's like having Spidey-Sense, only for wireless internet. [via]
HANG Wall Hooks
We're all for design that merges function with a sense of whimsy, which is a good way to describe these HANG Wall Hooks ($68). The set includes four oversized stainless steel individual letters — H, A, N, and G — that double as wall hooks, making for a funny yet functional addition to your home's decor.
Helvetica Coffee Mug
Terrific typography and a good sense of humor merge in this Helvetica Coffee Mug ($18). The 15-ounce vessel features four different weights of the font — in the corresponding shades of coffee — and a simple squared handle. Clever, classy, and caffeinated. [via]
iPod Touch
Another day, another special Apple event. Steve Jobby Jobs today unveiled a new lineup of iPods, headlined by the iPod Touch (8GB $299; 16GB $399). Stealing the iPhone's multi-touch user interface and huge 3.5-inch widescreen display, the ultra-thin iPod Touch also sports built-in Wi-Fi for web browsing and buying emo albums with the new iTunes Wi-Fi Music Store. Oh, and Starbucks has given you one more reason to stop in.
Half A Portion Mirror
Optical illusions are normally fun, and this one is no different. The Half A Portion Mirror with Shelf ($200) is a 17x11 mirror with half a porcelain dinner plate attached. The resulting reflection makes it appear that the plate is whole — a fun visual trick which is sure to amuse, while remaining functional at the same time.
Plato Wall Sconce
While we're pretty sure it has nothing to do with the philosopher, the Plato Wall Sconce ($180) does create the kind of soft, atmospheric light conducive to reflective thought. The 20-inch-tall light features a 50 watt halogen bulb, blue glass reflectors, and a brushed steel finish, and is also available in multi-colored and clear glass models. [Thanks, Raffi]
Titanic Lamp
It may not have have had a collision with an iceberg, but the Titanic Lamp ($630) will definitely bring a sinking feeling to your living room. The lamp sports a high-gloss white lacquer finish and a diagonal slice that gives it a submerged style.
Himmei Bed Linens
It's not always easy to find good-looking, organically-inspired bedding — especially in brown. Himmei Bed Linens ($90-$120) combine a fantastic pattern — based on a classic photo negative design by Maija Isola of Merimekko fame — with soft, 270-thread-count cotton to create a warm, inviting look that should please guys and gals alike.
Spy Tron Sunglasses
80's chic meets modern lens technology in these great Spy Tron Sunglasses ($115). The specs include an injection molded Epsylon frame, handset custom metal frame details, an oversized 8mm metal hinge, and a 6-base ARC lens. Available in sky blue, pink, black, and checkered, these Vice City-style glasses will go great with any track suit. [Thanks, Dwreck]
MacBook Pro with LED backlighting
When Apple updates a product, there's normally more than one big advancement in there. This is certainly true of the new MacBook Pro ($2000-$2800). The 15" models have been bumped up to 2.2 and 2.4 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processors, sport beefier Nvidia GeForce 8600M GT graphic cards, and can now handle 4GB of RAM. The big deal, however, is the new 15" LED-backlit LCDs that are more power-efficient and mercury-free. Speaking of displays, the new 17" model can be equipped with a 1920-by-1200 display, which has garnered it the nickname "MacBook Pro HD."
Steak Button Thermometers
While most chefs have a pretty good idea of how long to cook their steaks, things can get tricky when you've got one person who digs seared rare while someone else wants thier meat burnt like a poorly-trained fire-breather. These Steak Button Thermometers ($15/4) are reusable, 1" diameter guages that tell whether your meat is rare, medium, or well done. Trust us, it's well worth it to keep from hearing "I can't eat this... it needs to go back on the grill." [Thanks, Mars]
Spoilt T-Shirt
Don't read too closely if you're afraid to find out the endings to some famous flicks. The Spoilt T-Shirt ($15) is a black tee full of movie spoilers that's guaranteed to get you some offensive remarks every time you wear it.
New Apple MacBook
If you've been waiting for an upgrade to pick up your new computer, this might be it. The New Apple MacBook ($1100-$1500) packs all the standard features of the older models, plus faster processors, more RAM, and bigger hard drives. The white base model runs at 2.0 GHz, packs an 80GB hard drive, and has a DVD-ROM/CD-RW combo drive. The mid-range white model steps up to 2.16 GHz, a 120GB drive, and an 8x SuperDrive. The high-end black model also runs at 2.16 GHz, boasts a 160GB hard drive, and also sports an 8x SuperDrive. In addition, all the new models pack 1GB of RAM, as well as Apple's award-winning iLife software suite. Oh, and if you need any accessories for your new toy, don't forget to check out our recommendations.
Patterned Veneer Coffee Table
Since this Uncrate staffer recently moved, and decided to leave his coffee table behind, the search has been on for a suitable replacement. This Patterned Veneer Coffee Table ($350) looks like it just might fit the bill, with its attractive wood-construction top, subtle drawers for storage, and modern polished-nickel base. On thing is certain: it would look way better than the big plastic container that currently resides in front of the couch.
The Big Lebowski Action Figures
Do we even need to explain how excited we are about these? The Big Lebowski Urban Achiever 8-Inch Action Figure Set ($25) features The Dude and Walter, along with extras like their bowling balls and bags, Cynthia's Pomeranian, the famous White Russian, and Donny's ashes in the coffee can. Too bad The Dude's rug isn't included. That rug really tied the room together, did it not? Update: Uncrate reader PK found The Dude's rug.
Dracula Car Sun Shade
We really despise most car sun shades, but if you need to use one due to your area's oppressive Summer heat, it should be this one. The Dracula Car Sun Shade ($25) is made from reflective material and features a great graphic in the corner of the old bloodsucker wincing, trying to shield himself from the sun.
Squid Whisk
If you're a seafood lover (or are a weird cephalopod fan) then perhaps this is the whisk for you. The calamari-inspired Squid Whisk ($20) was designed by Laurent Mouveau in France, and features a great colored handle with a unique curled wire design at the bottom as opposed to the normal "loop" design.
Don't Run We Are Your Friends Light
Not every UFO is out for destruction. The Don't Run We Are Your Friends Light ($100) is a hanging lamp with variable height to control the type of light emanating from the "craft." Place it higher in the air for more direct light from the clear bottom, or place it low for a glowing, ambient light from the colored top of the shade. A fun way to add some extra-terrestrial flair to your pad. [via]
Nature Calls Deodorizer
No one likes the smell of poo, period. Now you can keep your bathrooms smelling clean for your houseguests with Ritual Nature Calls Deodorizer ($9). This plant extract-derived serum eliminates stinky sewer interactions with just a few drops in the water before you do your business. Trust us, even if you don't think you need this, you can rest assured that your significant other will feel otherwise.
Darth Vader Lightsaber Umbrella
It's not often that we find a product that combines collectibility and utility like this Star Wars Darth Vader Lightsaber Umbrella ($100). The grip is molded after Vader's own lightsaber, and the umbrella is 40-inches when open, and features automatic telescoping. Of course, it's not always going to be open, and when it's closed the red nylon sleeve fits over the end, making it look even more like a lightsaber.
LampLamp
For as long as it's been around, people have tried to cover the light bulb up with shades. No more, thanks to the LampLamp ($28). This 30-watt bulb will fit in most sockets, providing an interesting conversation piece as it appears to be glued in place at first glance, with the connector sticking out. This is one bulb you won't want to leave hidden behind a shade.
Framed Frosted Glass
Forget the boring whiteboard for leaving yourself those "pick up beer" notes — write in style with this Framed Frosted Glass ($129) from Pottery Barn. This sheet of frosted glass is enclosed in a nice frame and you can use the included pen to doodle, play hangman and scrawl yourself illegible notes.
Gadget Holsters
If the idea of being Batman, Han Solo, or just a gadget slinging office worker fills your mind, you'll want to check out the gadget shoulder holster ($50) and gadget hip holster ($60). Both holsters allow you to strap on your cell phone, iPod, pocket calculator and about anything else in true geek goodness. They're also good for holding at quick draw things like your keys, a pen and mouth spray.
Verbarius Clock
We don't know why it took so damn long to get a clock that answers the simple question "What time is it?" The Verbarius Clock ($160; Nov 2007) does simply that, utilizing graphic LCD screens behind tinted glass to give the answer in simple terms, such as "Fifteen minutes to five" and "Seven nineteen p.m." Multiple languages are pre-installed on the clock, and you can upload new languages from a PC. An elegant, simple time-telling solution. [Thanks, Marshall]
SimpleHuman Sensor Can
"Awesome" isn't a word normally used to describe a trash can (not even if it's R2-D2), but the SimpleHuman Sensor Trash Can ($200) is exactly that — awesome. This brushed stainless-steel beauty features a recessed sensor zone that provides hands-free opening and closing by just placing your foot towards the bottom of the can. A hold button keeps the lid open for extended jobs. It works with any standard tall kitchen trash bags and is powered by six D batteries. We haven't had ours long enough to report on the battery life, but SimpleHuman also sells a power adapter so you can operate the can battery-free indefinitely.
M&Co Five O'Clock
This beauty of a clock features only one number, but if you're working a normal schedule, it's the only number that matters. The M&Co Five O'Clock ($125), designed by Tibor Kalman, is 12" in diameter and features an aluminum case and dial, mineral-glass crystal cover, and German quart movement. That, and of course that one important number: 5, signaling the end of the workday.
Eclipse Lamp
Not often are lamps as versatile as they are beautiful. The Eclipse Lamp ($100), designed by Mauricio Klabin, is made from a single ribbon-like strip of plastic and a metal frame. The shade can be adjusted to change the lighting coming from the lamp, and the movable stabilizing rings on the frame allow the lamp to lay in many different positions. At 60 watts it's no spotlight, but that's fine by us.
Testosterone Keychain
If there's anything in the world manly enough to hang with your keys, it's gotta be this. The Testosterone Keychain ($22) is a 3" pewter recreation of the molecular structure of the male sex hormone, attached to a black anodized steel spring ring to hold your keys. It even comes in a gift box with an informational tag about testosterone. Geeky, yet manly. [Thanks, Liz]
Milk Desk
It's about time that desks started matching the desktops that sit on top of them. The Milk Desk ($TBA) is the first desk we've seen that is as smartly designed as the computers we use. Its oversized 140 x 80cm top houses cable exits, a cable drawer, an integrated front file, and four modular square spaces that can be used as garbage bins, pencil holders, an iPod drawer with in-desk cable routing, and even as an aquarium. The desk also has an electronic base to raise or lower the desk depending on whether you choose to sit or stand. All-in-all, one of the most badass desks we've ever seen. [Thanks, Mark]
Delete Eraser
For some reason, using a pencil eraser just isn't as satisfying as hammering on your delete key. Now you can do both with the Delete Eraser ($9; July 10). The oversized eraser looks just like that favorite key on your computer, and will last for a long, long time. Plus, it will probably be incredibly fun to throw at incompetent co-workers during meetings.
Bonsai Sandals
We love sandals, especially for wearing around the house. Unfortunately, most sandals can't keep your feet warm in colder weather, or worse, keep your feet warm but smell like a sewage treatment plant after just a few weeks of wear. Bonsai Sandals ($35) solve both those problems with a footbed made of high quality sheepskin that keeps your feet warm in the winter and cool in the summer, while the flip-flop design allows the sheepskin to breathe as you walk, keeping the footbed dry. Stink-free warm sandals? We're in. [Thanks, Jeff]
Sundial Basket
Add an additional touch to your contemporary bachelor pad with the Sundial Basket ($100) by Front of the House. Made from high quality stainless steel, this basket gives off a distinct industrial feel which is sure to be a party conversation topic. It can also be flipped over to serve as a stand for serving dishes.
Normann Time Is Money Bank
Designed by Uncrate favorite Karim Rashid, the Normann Time Is Money Bank ($50) is one of those ideas that is so obvious we're clueless as to why it hasn't been done before. The bank, shaped like an hourglass, allows the money to flow down to the bottom, bringing the idea "Time Is Money" forward in a very literal sense. Plus, it's made from plastic and rubber — so you can be sure it can survive holding your change for a very long time.
Battery Lamp
We've seen battery-powered lights before, but never one like this. The Battery Lamp ($35) combines a D-cell battery, used as the base, and a shade that holds a bright LED and a fully working pull chain on/off switch. Sure, it's not the biggest light in the world — but it should look great adding a little light to your desk.
Tod's Document Holder
Keeping receipts, bills, and other documents in order is a key to managing your life, but just because the contents are boring doesn't mean the bag they're in has to be boring too. This Document Holder from Tod's ($200) will hold all your important stuff in style, with a calfskin construction and a multi-colored striped elastic closure. A little expensive, yes, but it'll also let your accountant know you care.
The Douche Card
These are too great. Keep a couple Douche Cards ($5/package of 25 cards) in your wallet, and the next time that dude cuts in front of you at Chipolte, hand him one and head for Burger King. [via]
Dart Coat Hooks
There's really not much we can say about these things. They're darts... that you stick in the wall... to hang stuff on. The Dart Coat Hooks ($34/set of 3) are made of stainless steel and are tipped with screws for wall-mounting.
Gaffer's Bounce Lamp
Like most of our favorite lighting sources, the Gaffer's Bounce Lamp ($100) features diffused light, creating a well-lit, yet soft light. Designed by movie gaffer Edward Cohen and fine arts sculptor David Johnson, the lamp projects a 20-watt floodlight at one of two different polycarbonate reflectors to create gentle lighting that is mush easier on the eyes than traditional direct lighting.
Steelcase Think Chair
Do you think your office chair knows you? Steelcase is betting their Think chair ($700) will. This stylish looking chair has back and seat "flexors" which are designed to observe the individual movement of your body and respond accordingly. Other innovative features include recline support based on your body weight, four comfort settings and an environmentally friendly design.
Space Invaders Scarf
We've already shown you some Space Invaders Wrapping Paper to help you wrap your presents in style, and now it's time to wrap yourself with something similar. The Space Invaders Scarf from b2d4 ($50) is made from 100% Merino Wool, making the scarf warm, comfy and stylish. It comes in three different colors — we liked the blue-red-orange combo the best — and features six different pixelated creatures from gaming past. For once, a geeky item that keeps you warmer than your normal geek-inspired tee. [via]
Self Shelf
For everyone out there who stacks your books on shelves, this is for you. The Self Shelf ($30) is a simple shelf that masquerades as a book, making it appear as though your books are floating in the air. It can hold up to nine pounds, plenty enough to be both useful and to make sure the illusion works.
Laundry Rug
We all know that from time to time it seems way easier to toss our clothes into a pile in the closet than into a hamper, and this product helps our theory. The Laundry Rug ($29) is a stylish floor pad that is designed for throwing your clothes on top of, and then using the built-in handles, grab the pile up and head for the washer, without ever having to toss "the whites" into a bin. Laziness can be good sometimes.
Tragically Hip Polo Shirt
Sure, it's probably not made as well as Ralph Lauren's version, but this polo is tons more entertaining. The Tragically Hip Polo Shirt ($26) appears at first glance to be the legendary shirt we all know, but a closer look reveals that the polo player has been bucked off by the horse and is getting readying to say hello to the hard ground. Awesome. [Thanks, Jarrod!]
Villain Chair
Admit it — you've always pictured yourself sitting behind a huge stainless steel desk laughing maniacally about your threats to blow up the world unless $10 billion is delivered to you in the next four hours. Well, here's the chair you'll be sitting in. The aptly named Villain Chair ($6,800) is an oversize, futuristic chair made of leather, chrome, steel and aluminum — the hallmarks of an evil villain's office chair.
Double-Walled Beer Glasses
Here's a classic beer glass with a twist — it's insulated to keep your beer cold and the glass from sweating all over you. Like the insulated iced tea glasses from last year, these double-walled beer glasses ($75/set of 6) are made out of a material that's used to make scientific lab glass and are way stronger than traditional glassware.
Tetrius Magnet Set
Ever since our first Xmas with the Game Boy, we've loved Tetris. Now you can spread the love around your cubicle, kitchen, or home office with the Tetrius Magnet Set ($10). The set includes seven different Tetris-shaped magnets, which you can fit together to resemble a round of the famous game, or just show your love by actually using them as magnets. Either way, they're too cool and too cheap to pass up. [via]
LED Binary Watch
Sometimes it's okay to let your inner geek show through a little, and if you're wearing this watch it definitely will be. The LED Binary Watch ($70) uses a series of ten blue or red LEDs to tell the time. The top row of 8-4-2-1 shows the hours (you add together to get the correct hour), and the bottom row of 32-16-8-4-2-1 tells the minutes. Encased in a stainless steel casing and featuring a leather band, this puppy is sure to get noticed.
Paul Frank Volume Knob Tee
Rockin' out has always consisted, at least in our minds, of two things — hard-ass music, and louder-the-better volume. Now we have the perfect way to show when we're in a rockin' mood with the Volume Knob Tee from Paul Frank ($28). Made from cotton and coming in vintage black, the graphic on the front shows the volume knob cranked to 11 — which is just the way we like it. Spinal Tap would be proud.
Sumo Soap Holder
We like sumo wrestlers here at Uncrate, if for nothing else than they make us feel better about our not-quite-Hollywood-thin physiques. The latest sumo item we've found is the Sumo Soap Holder ($11). Available in grey or black, these seven-inch wrestlers stick to any clean, smooth surface and keep you from having nasty soap goo on your counters and bathtubs/showers.
Drip Shelf
After noticing that our precious desk space is shrinking as we speak, we decided it was time for another shelf in the office. After looking at some more run-of-the-mill shelving, we settled on the Drip Shelf ($100). It features solid powder-coated steel construction, room enough for what we need to set on it, and features just enough whimsy in its design that it might just cheer us up when we've got a case of the Mondays.
Posterhanger
Like so many others, we have some great vintage posters hanging out in tubes around the Uncrate office because we've never found suitable frames — that is, until now. Posterhanger ($15-$40) is available in plenty of different sizes and is the most simple, elegant poster hanging solution we've ever seen. You simply slide plastic clips onto the top and bottom of the poster, then slide the aluminum bars over those. Put a nail in the wall and presto, a perfectly hung, nicely framed print. If only life was this easy.
Banana Republic Slim Stripe Shirt
When summertime heats up, it's time to ditch those heavier, darker dress shirts and find something more "beach friendly" for your nighttime escapades, like the Banana Republic Slim Stripe Shirt ($60). It features a classic, clean button-up front with laid back details like a spread collar, triangular side gusset for flexibility, and a wrinkled look so you won't get all sweaty simply trying to make your shirt look good. Just throw it on, grab a Corona (hey, it is Cinco de Mayo after all) and relax.
Gordon Rush Alki Sandal
We're pretty sure the "Alki" is just a coincidence and not a shout-out to our boozer cred, but even if it was, the coolness of these summertime kicks overcomes. The Gordon Rush Alki Sandal ($160) features a soft slide of calfskin leather in either black or cognac, and the striped fabric footbed not only looks great, but may actually help to keep down on the wretched odor that can infect some sandals with standard footbeds.
Capsule Light
If you're looking for a warm, earthy addition to your decor, check out Mio's Capsule Light ($64 each). Made from two 100% wool shells, the pendent lamp diffuses light smoothly and is a fairly cheap way to bring some modern cred to your crib. It's lit by compact fluorescent light bulbs, can be installed by itself or in a group, and comes in your choice of Evening Grey, Kiwi, or Camel.
Dot Matrix Watch
With its slick leather wristband and bright LEDs, the Dot Matrix Watch ($113) is what the cool kids would call "geek chic." Available in tan leather with yellow lights or black leather with red lights, the watch can show the time in 24 hour or 12 hour format and features a scrolling light effect before it displays the time in classic Dot Matrix style.
Eva Solo Magnetic Timer
With kitchen appliances getting more and more complex, it's nice to see a kitchen helper that is this simple. The Eva Solo Magnetic Timer ($35) is a simple, round timer that attaches to any metal surface in your kitchen. A rubber base/backing keeps scratching to a minimum — and speaking of minimum, here are the directions — turn the dial to desired time, listen.
Blow Up Basket
Whether you use them for trash or just for miscellaneous items, most of the baskets that I know look like they just suffered a small attack of unorganized junk dropping. Now your basket can match the jumble inside with the Blow Up Basket by Fernando and Humberto Campana ($145). It's sexy connected metal rod design will match most modern decors, and its sturdy construction means it can hold a wide assortment of objects. [via]
Frank Gehry Positive/Negative Watch
Frank Gehry is certainly best known for his eye-popping arcetectural desings, but his Positive/Negative Watch by Fossil ($150) may start a revolution in lazy time telling. The watch happily tells you that it's half past eleven or eight til twelve — which is fine by us, and even better for anyone who uses the phrase "beer thirty."
[Thanks, Joseph!]
Smoking Pigeon Wallet
Sure, leather wallets are cool and all, but we bet yours doesn't have a pigeon that's wearing a hat and smoking a cig. Yup, didn't think so. The olive canvas wallet ($20) has room for credit cards, cash and sports a clear pocket for an ID. As are all wallets on Uncrate, it's slim enough for your front pocket.
Bad Mother F*cker Wallet
There may not be a more awesome moment in a movie than when Jules calmly tells the dude in Pulp Fiction that his wallet is "the one that says Bad Motherf*cker." We live for that scene here at Uncrate, so we did some digging, and found this exact Replica of Jules' wallet ($25). The look on people's faces when you whip this thing out of your pocket to pay for something is worth every dime.
Atari Asteroids Watch
For those of us that remember having Ataris, Asteroids was the greatest game we'd ever played. Now you can reminisce about the old days every time you check the time with the Atari Asteroids Watch by Fossil ($130). The Asteroids watch features a brushed metal body and a black leather strap, and the animated dial plays Asteroids in the backgound while two hands keep the time.
Parrot Corkscrew
We continue our household character fetish with the Parrot Sommelier Corkscrew ($TBA) from Alessandro Mendini (the same designer that created the awesome Anna G. corkscrew and tons of other cool stuff). Part of Alessi's new Fall/Winter collection, the pocket-sized corkscrew is made of polished varnished aluminum and comes with a serrated knife to cut through foil. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like you can get him to hang out on your shoulder all night to open bottles at your command.
FUNkey
There's not much you can say about the FUNkey ($200). It's a plastic stool made to look like a giant computer key. They're made to order in your choice of color and graphics, but we really dig the Self Destruct one.
Voodoo Knife Display
The wood block — a tried and true way to hold your knives, but not so hot when it comes to displaying them. The Voodoo Knife Display helps by turning the idea of a woodblock into a voodoo-esque doll. Five specifically placed holes hold five quality knives, helping along the feeling of satisfaction when you plunge your carving knife into the doll’s red body — even more so if you paste a pic of your ex’s face on it’s head like we did. Available in black, pink and red ($70), as well as chrome ($100).
Butterfly R/C Plane
You're looking at the world's lightest radio-controlled airplane. Plantraco's Butterfly Plane ($240), which can be piloted in a living room, weighs only 4 grams and features a carbon fiber propeller, Swiss engineered gearbox, and a tiny 4mm coreless motor. It comes "Ready To Fly Right Now" with remote transmitter and an aluminum storage case. [via Gizmodo]
Crinkle Cup
Most cups are just that — things to hold beverages. However, these cups do that and more. They look astonishingly good, yet they also make it seem as if you're drinking out of a cup you found on the lawn of a kegger from the night before. The Crinkle Cup ($15 for large, $12 for small) is made in the Netherlands from porcelain, and will be sure to intrigue your guests. For an even more authentic feel, write greek frat letters on the side in Sharpie.
Big Lebowski Baseball Shirt
The Big Lebowski is one of our favorite movies ever, and what better way to show our affection than with a recreation of one of the Dude’s favorite tees? The Kaoru Betto Baseball Shirt ($19) is a recreation of the tan and brown shirt worn by the Dude when he first hears of the abduction. As an added bonus, drop this line when asked about the shirt: “The player on the front is believed to be Kaoru Betto, who played for the Osaka Tigers in 1948 & 1949.” See, history can be fun!
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