We missed the east coast Lebowski Fest again, but just got an email from the organizers telling us about their new Abide Hoodie ($35) and T-Shirt ($15). There's no real explanation as to why every man should have one of these, so I'll leave it to The Stranger (Sam Elliott): "The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners."