After a long, hard day of watching your little hellion, relax with your own glass of cold chocolate milk. Made with a top secret vodka-filled recipe, Adult Chocolate Milk ($24) is 40-proof dairy goodness that we imagine The Dude would approve of. Other alcohol-spiked classics from the same company are coming soon — Adult Orange Cream, Adult Fruit Punch, and Adult Limeade.
It's little secret that most people enjoy music when they're drinking, but what about making music with their drinks? Tuned Pale Ale ($TBA) is an ingenious microbrew that features a vertical note scale on the edge of the label — just drink down to your desired note, and blow on the top. In addition to having up to six "blow" notes, the backs of the bottles sport ridges for Latin-style percussion, and the box flips upside-down to reveal a tongue drum that produces six different tones, one for each of the bottle slots. It's like Rock Band, only a lot cheaper, and with a much higher alcohol content.
You can't help but love a beer that got its name from a bunch of Deadheads celebrating the Mayan Day of the Dead, and it's even better when the brew is actually good. Rogue Dead Guy Ale ($9) is a German Maibock-style beer with a powerful flavor, made with Rogue's proprietary Pacman ale yeast, free range coastal water, and high-end malts and hops, resulting in a honey-colored brew with a taste to die for.