Show the light side of the Dark Side at your next black tie event with the Bow TIE Tuxedo Shirt ($22). Featuring Vader's TIE Fighter in place of a black bow tie and with cleverly placed white backdrops giving the appearance of a tux, it's the dressiest Star Wars tee yet. Oh, who are we kidding: you're going to look like a total ass wearing this anywhere classier that the local Denny's. But we still want one.