So you want the biggest, baddest, meanest grill on your street? Check out the Bread Breaker Two Dual-Fuel Hybrid Grill ($12000). The Breaker's unique hybrid grilling system allows you to use wood, charcoal, gas, or a combination of the three to cook your food, letting you impart new, rich flavors to favorite dishes. It boasts a 864 square inch primary grilling area with a 32,000 BTU side burner, and a 22,000 BTU infrared rotisserie cradle system, for a grand total of 154,000 BTUs. Your neighbors will shake in fear.