Sick of your friends' obsession with fictional male vampires? Take out your frustrations in Castlevania: Lords of Shadow ($60). This three-dimensional reboot of the long-running franchise places players in the shoes of Gabriel Belmont, who belongs to an elite group of knights sworn to protect average humans using his whip, daggers, and holy water. Dark visuals, huge bosses, and a Belmont. What more do you need?