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Centerfold Guitar

Centerfold Guitar

One of the downfalls of playing guitar is the pain of lugging your instrument all over creation. Now you can cut that pain in half with the Centerfold ($3370), the world's first folding electric guitar. Thanks to an innovative design, the Centerfold can go from folded to unfolded in about 20 seconds. Features include a Honduras mahogany body, a maple neck with rosewood fingerboard, DiMarzio PAF classic humbucker pickups in the bridge and neck, and nickel hardware. Yes, it's expensive, but it's also a folding electric guitar. Enough said. [Thanks, Hjalmar]

  • Revenge CD

    If you've been stuck in apartment hell like most of us, you've no doubt dealt with noisy neighbors. Pay them back with the Revenge CD ($18). The album is full of disturbing noises such as a garbage truck, a party of at least 200 people, and an orgasm. Crank it up, go about your business (while wearing the included earplugs), and wait for the asshat upstairs who walks like an elephant to lose it.

  • iRobot Verro Pool Cleaning Robot

    iRobot has expanded its family of slave robots with the iRobot Verro, a new robot that will clean your pool while you point and laugh. The easy-to-use Verro features a powerful vacuum and filtration system that sucks up dirt, dust, algae, bacteria and particles as small as two microns (a human hair is about 70 microns). The bot cleans an entire pool in 60 to 90 minutes, and even improves the circulation of pool chemicals and water temperature, while reducing pool filtration system run-time. Two models are available to do your bidding — Verro 300 ($800) and Verro 600 ($1200).