Planning a Bluth/Sitwell-style showdown with your local corporate rivals? Get a leg up on your competition with Sam's Select Stock Maple Bats ($120). Available in four different models and a variety of colors, lengths, and weights, these sturdy bats are made in Canada from select maple logs, cut with straight gain for maximum strength. Just add practice, patience, and some anabolic steroids, and you'll be playing like a pro in no time!
Get your golfing fix without disrupting your isolated, hermit-like lifestyle with the P3ProSwing Virtual Golf Simulator ($900 and up). This best-selling swing analysis and golf simulation system uses a sensor-filled platform tied to proprietary PC software to create a visual representation of your swing, provide scientific analysis of each swing, and recreate your swing on a virtual golf course. Some models even come with EA's Tiger Woods PGA Tour in the package — although we doubt it's as fun as the new version for Xbox. [Thanks, Nicholas]