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Dry Water Jet Massager

Dry Water Jet Massager

Get a shiatsu-style massage from the comfort of your own home with the Dry Water Jet Massager ($29,500). This unit uses 28 nozzles to deliver streams of water that replicate a real massage, using a pliable polymer sheet to keep you dry. Features include adjustable water temperature, pressure, and pulse intervals, a built-in 7-inch LCD with DVD player, included Bose headphones, and an integrated aroma diffuser. Happy ending option unfortunately not available.

  • Ion USB VCR

    Time to dig out your 80's porno stash. The Ion USB VCR ($230) lets you transfer your old home movies and other VHS videos straight to digital. It offers a direct USB link to the computer, captures video in MPEG4 at resolutions up to 720x480, sports RCA inputs for other analog video sources, and composite video and audio line output for connection to a regular TV. Just don't forget to rewind.

  • Belkin BreakFree

    Now you can get the same kind of damage protection offered by Apple's awesome MagSafe power connector for your guitar and amp thanks to the Belkin BreakFree ($20; September 2008). Offering noise-free, dynamic sound, the Breakfree causes no audio quality issues, and works with standard quarter-inch TRS plugs. It's the best way we've seen to keep the output on your axe and the input on your amp safe from cord-tugging damage.