Ferrari FXX

They don't get any badder than this, my friends. Yes, it costs $1.8 million and there'll only be 20 made, but this thing has 800 hp and is the new definition of what a real "supercar" should look like. The FXX is the fastest Ferrari ever to go into production, boasting a 6,262 cc V12 and an aerodynamics package that provides 40 percent more downforce than the pricey Enzo (the car the FXX is built upon). The handful of cars will be offered to the "most dedicated and passionate clients," selected by an in-house committee, according to Autoweek. And if you're lucky enough to buy one of these unholy red devils, you'll have the option of storing it at the Ferrari factory, and will be given "participation in a series of track events organized by Ferrari on various international circuits over the next two years."