Sometime around Jan. 1, your girl blamed you for her dwindling wardrobe of clothes that fit and signed up for the latest dieting fad (it involves cayenne or something). Now it's time to exact some vengeance. You're not big or fat. You're just busy; busy with man stuff. Clearly you can't be troubled with silly diets or finger pointing (it'd just cut into your Fallout 3 time anyway). Fortunately, acclaimed New York Times food columnist Mark Bittman has posited in his latest book, Food Matters, a sane eating solution that anyone can follow. If you've been searching for a way to not feel like crap for what you eat (or feeling like crap for what you can't eat), then we strongly recommend checking out Bittman's latest culinary opus.