Remember those awesome, gross, and morally bankrupt playing cards from the 80s? Remember a TV show based on the cards? Yeah, neither do we. Garbage Pail Kids - The Complete Series ($27) was never aired, more than likely due to public outcry, or possibly because it's simply in really bad taste. Thirteen episodes of this lost treasure were made, featuring the adventures of "Split Kit," "Eliot Mess," "Clogged Duane," "Patty Putty" and "Terry Cloth" as they right wrongs and just be gross in general.