Gutterball Table

Handmade from heartpine wood reclaimed from bowling lanes, the Gutterball Table ($2,320-$3,580) is the perfect centerpiece for your Lebowski-themed home. It's available in sizes ranging from 68- to 110-inches long, and finished off with I-beam legs and blackened steel sides, meaning it should be more than ready to handle both you and your viking princess lover should the right conditions arise.