We're not even going to pretend like we'll ever have a use for one of these. But it's just too mean looking and has too many high-tech features to skip over it. The Hitachi C12LSH 12" Sliding Compound Miter Saw ($650) has a laser guide system for easy alignment, an advanced slide rail system, and a top mounted LCD display for miter and bevel readings. Invest in this thing and you'll have the most accurate cuts on the block. Sad what makes you happy in your old age, isn't it?