If we rated products on a grading scale, this Repp Pique Polo from J.Crew ($40) would get an A+. First, there's no dumb animal embroidered on top of your left nipple. Second, there's no ridiculous "tennis tail" (slightly longer in back). And thrid, the collar is stiff, so if you're under the age of 30 and want to stand it up, you can. Oh, and for extra credit, it's available in a whopping 15 colors and you can get two for only $50.