The Johnnie Walker Limited Edition Tasting Kit ($50) has everything you need to partake in a civilized tasting of all the company's scotch blends. The set includes four etched rocks glasses, one etched snifter, one official tasting guide, one laminated tasting mat, and one aroma wheel. Enjoy. [Thanks, Stephen]
Whether you're a collector or a kegmeister, you'll want to check out Kegworks' collection of Branded Tap Handles ($14-$60). The hard-to-find handles, available in a many different brands, are not sold in stores, and are only provided directly to bars and restaurants. So every handle you see for sale probably lived a long life of serving brews to hapless chaps like yourself, and now want nothing more than to retire to a quiet basement bar. Buy one and add the last touch of authenticity your bar's been been lacking.
Tired of replacing your tap handle every time you switch out kegs? Check out Tap Boards ($22). Made from wood with chalkboard inserts, these boards let you simply erase and re-label when it's time to check out a new brew — saving you from accumulating a bar-worthy stack of used handles.