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Laser Slingshot

Laser Slingshot

You're looking at the world's first laser-sighted slingshot ($50). Gone are the days of only grazing poor, defenseless animals — the PS-52's laser alignment system ensures you'll kill with pin point accuracy. And if slaughtering and mounting tiny vermin isn't your thing, you can always impress dates by splitting pencils at 20 feet or hitting cans at 60 feet away.

  • Cycloc

    Although one member of the Uncrate team can’t really ride a bike — he graduated to four-wheelers too fast at his parent’s rural farmhouse — we still like to cover accessories for those who get their travel and exercise done at the same time. The Cycloc ($90) keeps your ‘cycle secured to the wall with a simple, stylish circular locking mechanism — plus it can free up floor space, all while looking way better than garage shelving. [via]

  • Smith Prodigy Goggles

    Whether you tear up the slopes on a snow board, casually glide down the beginner's hill on a set of rented skis, or just scout out the lodge for hotties, these Prodigy Goggles ($180) will make you feel like a pro. Smith's Turbo Fan system — a tiny electric fan and strategically positioned vents — keeps them fog-free and you up off the powder.