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Life Fitness T9e Treadmill

Life Fitness T9e Treadmill

If you like using your gym's treadmill, but don't like making strange grunting noises in front of complete strangers, check out the Life Fitness T9e Treadmill ($7000). The home version of their high-end commercial model, the T9e features a 12.1" LCD, the FlexDeck shock absorption system, wireless heart rate monitoring, a 4 HP motor, and 16 pre-programmed workouts. With the calorie-filled holidays quickly approaching, it never hurts to get a head start.

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    It might take you a while to use 'em all, but this Durex Condom Variety Pack ($20) could definitely come in handy. You get 48 high quality condoms, all of which are stored in a Durex metal case that will help keep your bedside drawer from looking like a hooker's purse. Oh yeah, and you also get three vibrating rings for "added pleasure." But hey, at least you can order this stuff online and not have to be embarrassed in the checkout line at Wal-Mart.

  • NordicTrack Elite 3200 Treadmill

    It dawned on us the other day that perhaps it's gotten a little too hot to go run outside, so if we want to keep in shape, we'd better find a way to do it inside. The NordicTrack Elite 3200 Treadmill ($2000) features NordicTrack's iFIT Workout card that helps you along with customizable workout programs and a voiced personal trainer to keep you in line, plus a 3.25 CHP Commercial DurX Motor and an 8.4" TV screen to help pass the time during your workout. Finally, we can get in a nice run from the comfort of our 68 degree office.