Yes, seriously. Made of hand-cast sterling silver, this Mustache Comb Necklace ($168) will keep you and your Lady Tickler looking good.
Roll into the office sporting a pair of these Toy Wheel & Tire Cufflinks ($25-$35). Available in four different mag styles, the cufflinks all feature silver-plated bases.
If Batman prefers the Beer Belt, what does Rambo wear? That's right, the Beerdolier ($15). This sling-style pack is made from sturdy nylon material and sports six neoprene beer holders, ensuring that your brews stay cold all day long.