Hold your own unholy family holiday this year with some National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation gear. First up, for the true Clark fan, is the authentic Griswold Chicago Blackhawks Jersey ($170). While sporting the big double zero, don't forget to share some eggnog with your own Cousin Eddie in a couple Moose Mugs ($33 each). If the entire family will be around — Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn, the clean cool chill of the holiday air, and an asshole in his bathrobe emptying a chemical toilet into your sewer — you might as well go for the Griswold Family Christmas Party ($260), which includes 12 Moose Mugs and a Jelly of the Month set, signed by Frank Shirley, of course. National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation can now be had on DVD ($10), HD DVD ($20) and Blu-ray Disc ($20).