Because you're really no better in the slush than you are in the sun, pick up a pair of Nike's All Weather Golf Gloves ($24/pair). They'll help you keep ahold of your clubs no matter what the conditions thanks to synthetic microfiber palms that thrive in bad weather.
Whether you're climbing an actual mountainside or a slick indoor wall in the city, Five Ten Coyote Rock Shoes ($90) have you covered. These low-cut climbers feature a slip-lasted design, ultra-sticky Stealth C4 rubber outsoles for maximum grip and durability, full-wrap rands and deep heel cups for added traction, and an unlined, split-leather upper to allow your feet to breathe as you focus on your ascent.
Throw a perfect strike every time with a Remote Control Bowling Ball ($1,500). Available in a totally inconspicuous translucent green with lights that flash when the directional mechanism moves back and forth, this 14-pound technical wonder is powered by a rechargeable NiMH battery, and inlcudes a hand-held remote unit for discrete control. While it might be a little hard to actually cheat with, it's no doubt perfect for fooling — and frustrating — your drunk buddies during a heated match on your residential bowling lane. [Thanks, Chuck]