We love to focus on products that are both functional and stylish, but sometimes those two traits really are mutually exclusive. Take, for instance, the Patagonia Tumpline ($20). This unique accessory is meant to suspend some or all of a pack's load on the top of your head instead of your shoulders and hips, making your hikes that much more enjoyable. Which is a good thing, because no matter the tumpline's ancient lineage, you'll still look like a jackass when wearing one.