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Patchnride

There's nothing quite like a flat tire to ruin a good bike ride — it's a complete pain to fix, usually expensive, and typically results in a quick end to your trip — at least until the Patchnride. This simple, portable device lets you easily and permanently fix a popped tire on the road, letting you get right back to riding. All you need to do is insert the device into the hole, pull back on the switch, and pump your tire up (all without ever removing your wheel from your bike). So forget about costly fixes and ruined days, and just ride.

  • Water Hoverboard

    While we're still a long way off from achieving the kind of technology that allowed Marty McFly to effortlessly skateboard feet above the ground, the Water Hoverboard is very much a real thing. Essentially a wakeboard with a high-powered water jet at its rear, this hoverboard attaches to your personal watercraft (think jet ski) with a long hose, propelling you up to 16 feet above the water, at speeds of up to 16 miles per hour. Once you're set up, you can perform wild aerial tricks like flips, spins, summersaults, and more — or just rip across the water like some insane dolphin-human-robot hybrid.

  • Solid Gold Mountain Bike

    Let's see: you've got a gold phone, gold chain, gold watch, gold rings, and maybe even a gold wallet. Why not complete the look and ride the streets on gold wheels? The Solid Gold Mountain Bike lets you do exactly that. Handcrafted and overlaid with pure 24K gold in a process that takes nearly 800 hours to complete, this ostentatious two-wheeler also features a customized seat covered in chocolate brown alligator, a logo encrusted with over 600 black diamonds and 500 golden sapphires, and comes complete with a matching gold-covered water bottle with chocolate brown stingray accents. Welcome to the 1%.