No, we didn't just jump the shark. Bunny-hopped it, maybe. Clinique M Cover ($14) is a coverup for men that helps camouflage blemishes, shaving nicks, and the dark circles under your hungover eyes. It's water and sweat resistant, and is said to blend invisibly. And you don't have to be a makeup artist to use this stuff — just dab it on and smear it in with your finger.
If you sweat anything like Scott Van Pelt, you're probably in need of something stronger than the average stick. Gillette Clinical Strength ($6) is an anti-perspirant deodorant that provides 34% better wetness protection than a prescription product, according to the company, thanks to its Triple-Protection technology and odor-fighting microcapsules.