Even the best of us get our clothes dirty every once in a while, and when we do, we need a washer that can get everything clean without killing the colors on our tees. So in a perfect world, we’d have the Platinum Maytag Neptune Washer ($1400). It has a semi-massive 3.8 cubic foot capacity, automatic internal water heater, a TurboClean cleaning mechanism that works without an agitator, and a nearly silent motor. In short, it cleans. Really well.