Playtime Back Massage T-Shirt

There comes a point in most mens' lives when the inevitable happens — you get married, buy a house in the 'burbs, and have a couple of kids. Suddenly fun becomes less about hanging out with the guys, and more about hanging out with the little guy. The Playtime Back Massage T-Shirt ($22) enables that fun, while still giving you an opportunity to lay around. It has an illustrated track on the back, so your kid can wheel his cars around while you nap, and you get the added bonus of a massage. Because, let's face it, you probably need one. [Scouted by Tim]