You're a man, and such you need not constant reminders of your manliness. Take for instance, Gear Head Shampoo ($6), featuring all sorts of manly ingredients like Aloe Vera gel, oils of lemon, orange and basil fragrances, and Jojoba oil, all poured into a man-friendly, motor oil-esque bottle. If you don't have a penis, this stuff clearly isn't for you.
In need of a better disguise than Charlie sported in last week's Sunny season premiere? Check out this complete collection of Moustaches & Beards ($37-$67) from HWW Mannequins. Available in a wide variety of styles and hair colors, and made from washable, comb-able K7 Kanekalon, you should be able to find one that suits your needs — whether it be Rollie Fingers or Grizzly Adams. [via]