Used by Major League Baseball since 1939, the Schutt Jack Corbett MLB Hollywood Base ($75 each) is probably overkill for your corporate softball game, but when has that stopped you before? This professional base sports a tapered lip to eliminate "turn up," is engineered to hold up through any weather, and boasts 1200 lb. of tensile strength to prevent cuts and tears. Also great for forging signatures and starting your own eBay memorabilia empire.
Wear a helmet as badass as the expert trails. The Giro Remedy ($60-$270) is a full-face mountain bike helmet that'll save your grill during your monthly muddy face plant. The helmet is available in two models — the Giro Remedy CF has a carbon-composite shell, while the standard Giro Remedy sports a fiberglass shell — and comes in a ton of colors and designs, including titanium raven (shown) and our favorite, matte titanium zombie. The Remedy features an EVA-lined chinbar, 14 temp-control vents, a three-position adjustable bolt-on visor, a washable interior lining, and comes in three Super Fit sizes.
Not all cycling jerseys need to be plain or covered with sponsor logos. Twin Six Cycling Jerseys ($65-$150) are fashionable riding wear created by two designers who just happen to be cycling enthusiasts, and were tired of wearing ugly threads. Made from soft polyester microfiber with a 16-inch invisible zipper and three deep back pockets, they'll have you riding in style. [Thanks, Adam]