Handmade from scissors confiscated by airport security, Scissor Spiders ($250) are some of the meanest-looking cubicle candy we've seen in a while. Measuring six-inches across and nine inches across, respectively, these metal menaces will have your vinyl toys running for cover. [Thanks, Christopher]
Hasbro is bringing the urban vinyl toy market to the mainstream with the affordable Mighty Muggs ($10-$15). "Made from 100% recycled awesome," these chunky 6-inch tall toys are currently available in Star Wars and Marvel characters. Choose from Chewie, Darth Vader, Han, Luke, Mace Windu, Obi-Wan, Stormtrooper, Darth Maul, Boba Fett, and C-3PO. In March, you'll be able score Lando, Princess Leia, Jango Fett, and Clone Commander Cody. Spider-Man, Venom, Iron Man, and Wolverine are your only choices for superheroes. And sometime this summer, you'll be able to buy Indy, Henry Jones, Cairo Swordsman, Monkey Man, and Mola Ram with beating heart accessory (!).
Stage your own search for One-Eyed Willie's gold, right in your cubicle, with this set of Goonies action figures ($13 each). Mezco Toyz and Warner Bros. have teamed up to release these first-ever official Goonies figures. Take your pick from Sloth, Data, Mouth, Chunk, and Mike. What, no Ma Fratelli?