Sick of seeing other dudes wearing your kicks? Then grab yourself a pair of Slipoffs ($180). These custom designed shoes begin life as a standard pair of Vans slip-ons (or Converse, if you so desire), and are then hand decorated with acrylic paint and ink, then coated dirt/rain repellent to keep the art looking great. Since you pick the subject (Yoda, Land Rover, Tila Tequila, etc.), the sneakers are guaranteed to be unique to you.