Zippos are great and all, but for the truly discerning smoker you may want something a bit classier than a shiny chrome Playboy lighter. This is why Porsche Design makes the Electro-Quartz Lighter ($99). Incredibly small, the lighter is made of nearly indestructible Trogamid and features a quartz-controlled pietzo ignition and a small window showing the fuel level, and is available in five different colors. Just don't be using it to light Newports.
Back in the day, Batman — Adam West in those days — used a switch hidden in a Shakespeare bust to enter the Bat Cave. Well, now you can too with the Batman Shakespeare Bust Switch Replica ($300). Push back the bard’s head and you reveal a switch that can turn on and off anything plugged into the bust. Nice for those times when you want discreet access to your hidden hoard of SweeTarts.