Before he hops in his National Guard/Amp/Sponsor of the Week Chevy to hopefully run 600 miles around the track at Charlotte on Sunday, Dale Jr. will be signing autographs, doing interviews, and generally milling about in his Spy Dirty Mo Sunglasses ($100). Built to Junior's specifications, these signature shades are a tobacco-colored bronze, with Toric ARC lenses, tapered stems, and silver accents. Remember: it's not where you finish, it's how you look doing it. [Thanks, James]