This watch proves that digital watches can be cool. The Metal Dork Watch from Nixon ($120) features an easy-to-read digital time readout, the date, and alarm. Did we mention the voices on the watch? There’s Tony Hawk reciting James Brown’s “Sex Machine,” and pro surfer Saxon Boucher offering you a beer every weekday at 5:01 PM. Plus it’s made of stainless steel, so it resists water up to 30 meters — as if that matters.