In honor of tomorrow's Season 3 premiere, we bring you The Office: Severance Package ($43). The DVD set includes the piss-in-your-pants-funny first and second seasons, along with a Dunder-Mifflin notepad, pen and magnet, a business card with Dwight's voicemail, sticky notes, a calendar, and some awesome DVD extras. It's simply beyond words. It's incalculable. Oh, and it's a Best Buy exclusive box set, and unfortunately their online store is sold out. But you still might be able to score one at your local Best Buy. And there's always eBay.