The bling is in your pocket with the TrekStor i.Beat Organix Gold MP3 Player ($20,000). This ode to outrageously expensive justifies its price tag by being cast in 18-karat gold with 63 diamonds totaling one-karat. Oh, it also holds 1GB of music and has dual headphone jacks as well. Shipping from Amazon (hopefully) in a plain cardboard box to keep Mr. UPS
from getting any ideas.