Urgent Movember Update

How are those staches coming along? Good. Keep 'em growing. Now, look, it's time we had a talk. Uncrate is read by over a million guys every month. But our Movember Uncrate Team somehow only has 137 members who have donated. We're not good at math, but we're pretty sure that's like not even half of one percent of you. Hell, we're not even in the top 100 team rankings. We don't ask you for much, but if you can't step up and double our donations and get us to at least 1,000 members by the end of the week, we're going to have to consider closing down Uncrate for the rest of the month to search for readers who have a heart. Then you'll be stuck at work with nothing awesome to look at except for that thing on the back of the guy from accounting's neck. But there's still time to make us proud, and to win some goods from Bonobos and the Uncrate prize closet. Donate what you can. Even if it's just $10. Don't let us down.