Carry your important documents, photographs, or corporation-robbing viruses on you in subdued fashion with these USB Flash Drive Cufflinks ($200). Each cufflink houses a mini flash drive with 2GB of storage, giving you 4GB of wrist-ready space to store whatever data you need. Available in polished, gunmetal, or rap star/music mogul-approved gold finishes.
Add some stylish storage to your two-wheeled transporter with the Billykirk Bike Pouch ($145). While it costs as much as some bikes by themselves, this handmade leather pouch attaches securely to the frame at three points, with a double button tab closure for the top flap. Store snacks, purchases, tire-supplies, or just bring your kitty cat along for the ride.
We've seen plenty of bottle openers on keychains, but a necklace? That's a first. The Bottle Opener Necklace ($62) lets you display your love of the suds proudly on your chest. Made from hand forged steel, this unique accessory is hand hammered on a 130-year-old anvil, then coated with a light coat of beeswax to preserve its appearance. A perfect accompaniment to those chainmail gloves you bought at the renaissance fair last year.