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USB Flash Drive Cufflinks

USB Flash Drive Cufflinks

Carry your important documents, photographs, or corporation-robbing viruses on you in subdued fashion with these USB Flash Drive Cufflinks ($200). Each cufflink houses a mini flash drive with 2GB of storage, giving you 4GB of wrist-ready space to store whatever data you need. Available in polished, gunmetal, or rap star/music mogul-approved gold finishes.

  • Warby Parker Eyewear

    As the four-eyed staffers of Uncrate can attest, nice-looking specs are rarely cheap. Fortunately that's not the case with Warby Parker Eyewear ($95). Started by four friends sick of paying eye-popping prices for their eye enhancers, this collection of well-designed, vintage-inspired modern frames will have you seeing right and looking respectably geeky for not a lot of dough. And besides looking dapper, Warby Parker works with RestoringVision.org to give one pair of glasses to someone in need for every pair they sell. Oh, and did we mention monocles?
    [Thanks, Nick & John]

  • Bottle Opener Cufflinks

    If your alcoholic escapades often take you beyond the land of seedy bars and into black tie dinners with the rich and obviously miserable, be sure to grab a pair of Bottle Opener Cufflinks ($50). Made from polished stainless steel, these interesting accessories are subtle enough to blend in with an upscale crowd — although you're probably not being as sneaky as you think if you're drinking Bud Ice straight from the bottle. Use a glass, savage.