Now here's an idea: shoes that are sized just like t-shirts. These Adidas SLVR S-M-L Shoes ($150) come in three easy to fit sizes — we'll let you guess what they are — and offer a four-way stretch mesh upper, ensuring both proper fit and breathability, two-tone laces, a stretchable outsole, and a stylish black, white, and red design.
Obviously inspired by Volkswagen slogans, the Patagonia Das Boot ($175) is built for anything, with a TecTuff leather upper, a full toe box, waterproof construction, PrimaLoft Eco insulation and PolarTec 200 lining, an EVA footbed that molds to your foot, a Vibram trail outsole with Icetrek rubber for unbeatable traction, and a Patagonia Air Cushion Plus insert for comfort. Oh, and about that slogan thing? Totally joking.