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Voodoo Knife Display

Voodoo Knife Display

The wood block — a tried and true way to hold your knives, but not so hot when it comes to displaying them. The Voodoo Knife Display helps by turning the idea of a woodblock into a voodoo-esque doll. Five specifically placed holes hold five quality knives, helping along the feeling of satisfaction when you plunge your carving knife into the doll’s red body — even more so if you paste a pic of your ex’s face on it’s head like we did. Available in black, pink and red ($70), as well as chrome ($100).

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    Become your own eccentric chocolatier with this Chocolate Fountain ($160) from Firebox. The stainless steel structure heats and flows liquid chocolate so you can dip, um, stuff in it all day long. While nowhere near as expensive as some of the other stuff we've shown you on Uncrate, this thing may take the cake when it comes to the most superfluous. But at least you can finally set free those Oompa Loompas you've had in the basement since '71.

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    Ever wish your summer cook-out burgers could come out looking perfect like in those beer commercials where everyone is chilling by the grill? Now you can with this Nonstick Burger Press from Williams-Sonoma ($24). This puppy can smash down two perfect patties at a time, and features a rosewood handle and a, um... nonstick surface.