That's right. Ranch. As in big steers, big sky, and big spaces. Or big-ass grills, like the Weber Ranch Kettle ($1,100). Featuring a heavy-duty steel cart, all-weather wheels, locking casters, and a porcelain-enameled bowl and lid, this oversized kettle boasts a whopping 1,104 square inches of cooking area, enough to handle multiple turkeys, chickens, or more burgers than you and your entire fantasy league can eat, with room left over to cook up some tofu patties for your more sensitive pals.