Wait a second... sport utility bathrobe? Yup, that's what you call the Winnifred Beach Sport Utility Bathrobe ($300). Combining the comfort of a traditional bathrobe with the utility of a field jacket, this SUB features plush cotton-terry lining, a cotton twill exterior, two large side cargo pockets — perfect for one iPad (or two if you're ambitious) — two chest pockets, two utility pockets, and epaulettes for that extra bit of military flair. Finally, you'll have an actual excuse for hanging out in a robe all day.
If you're going to wear something around your neck, at least make sure it serves a purpose. The Beard Buddy Dog Tag Comb Necklace ($110) has that base covered. Made from antique bronze, it apes the look of traditional military dog tags while serving as a comb for taming your wild facial hair growth. Available with a matching antique bronze or black chain. [Scouted by Corey]
Whether you're looking for a way to stand out at your next formal event or simply too lazy to learn how to properly dress yourself, these Wooden Bow Ties ($45-$65) should be just what you were looking for. Available in a wide variety of styles, these ties are handcrafted from exotic woods, specialty leathers, and high-quality fabrics.
Maintaining the ability to use your phone doesn't mean losing the ability to look fashionable. These Leather Touchscreen Gloves (€130; roughly $170) offer the best of both worlds. Made from fine Ethiopian lambskin that's treated for wind and water resistance, they feature nanotechnology integrated into the leather to make them touchscreen compatible, as well as a leather strap on the heel to tighten them around your wrist and the ability to use all five fingers instead of just a couple. Hello, iPad multitouch gestures, goodbye cold hands.