Don't talk back to this badass military mammal. The Otter-tude T-Shirt ($20), printed on American Apparel, features what appears to be the general of the semi-aquatic army.
Two folklore titans collide in a fight for the forest on the Bigfoot Vs. Bunyan T-Shirt ($10). Featuring a hand-drawn style illustration of the bare knuckle brawl, it features a water-based print on a soft, comfy 100% ring-spun cotton fashion cut tee.
No matter if you reside on Team Jim or Team Dwight, you can appreciate the awesomeness of this Bears, Beets, Battlestar T-Shirt ($20). Plus, the company behind the tee, Doubletake Clothing, designates 25% of profits for community work.
While the description of this must-have tee says he enjoys collecting records and styling his hair, we like to think he also spends much of his time wolfing out on the b-ball court like his old man. The Hipster Werewolf T-Shirt ($28), unfortunately, also comes with a hipster price tag.
The iPhone shows its guts on this new Exploded Phone T-Shirt ($20). Printed on a silver American Apparel shirt, this tee will definitely be a hit with the hackerati.
Pay homage to cinema's most celebrated stoners with the Up In Smoke T-Shirt ($24). Featuring faceless illustrations of a dude with a mustache and cap and another with an unkempt beard, long hair, and headband, it's both unmistakable and subtle.
We can only imagine it will be this awesome when the clock strikes 12 tonight. Dracula leading a horde of zombies on a T-Rex, while UFOs and meth cowboys on Pterodactyls wreak havoc on our cities. The This Is How The World Ends T-Shirt ($18) has it all. Beware Y2K9.
It's like wearing the zombie hall of fame. As you can clearly see, The House That Romero Built T-Shirt ($20) has all of the braintacular legends — from Bub to Flyboy.
From the makers of the Uncrate-approved weRobot and alienWe tees comes the new weGo T-Shirt ($23). Like the two shirts before it, this one is filled with pop culture goodness. No more than 55 vehicles from TV, movies, video games and more — from the A-Team van to the Star Wars Landspeeder to Ecto-1.
If you don't know your Mutton Chops from your Pork Chops, maybe it's time to invest in a reminder. The beardtacular Facial Hair T-Shirt ($20) from Wire & Twine features 14 famous whisker-wearers, along with a handy key down around the bottom seam for identification purposes.
This is bowling. There are rules. There are also rules to getting your tee on Uncrate. Robots, Star Wars, Zombies, or Lebowski. Easy. The This Isn't 'Nam T-Shirt ($25) features a great hodgepodge of Walter-y goodness that we just must own. Mark it zero.
You can't get much more undude than being one of the undead. Go Ape Shirts combines two of our all-time favorite things with the Dawn of the Dude T-Shirt ($18). The Big Lebowski-zombie mash-up tee definitely wins the award for "Shirt mostly likely to be posted on Uncrate."