Axe Clean Your Balls
We just realized we almost finished out 2010 without posting our favorite innuendo-filled mini-infomercial.
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First Post-Prison Michael Vick Commercial
Michael Vick's very first post-prison commercial is finally here. And it's for a cheesy local car dealer. Don't hate -- you know you wish he was on your team.
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FOCL Feel Good CBD + THC Gummies
While some are focused more on the medicinal effects of CBD and THC, many are simply looking to enjoy themselves. FOCL's Feel Good gummies are formulated for exactly that. Each one includes 25mg of CBD and 5mg of Delta 9 THC, which, combined with 250mg of L-Tyrosine, help promote relaxation, improved mood, and mental well-being. They're vegan, made without GMOs, and are free from pesticides, heavy metals, and microbials. Third-party lab tested to ensure potency and purity, they're also imbued with a tasty blood orange flavor.
Presented by FOCL.
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Nike React SFB Carbon Low Trail Shoes
Combining elements of tactical boots with training shoes, the Nike React SFB Carbon Low is built for outdoor pursuits. It's built with Flyplate technology that uses a full-length carbon fiber plate to optimize stride, support the Achilles, and protect from sharp rocks. Lightweight React foam provides cushioning and energy return, while the mesh upper has a durable fabric midfoot overlay, heavy-duty stow-away laces, and a solid rubber toe reinforcement. It all sits atop an outsole of hand and sticky rubbers with rubber teeth in the arch for added grip on challenging terrain.
Presented by Nike.
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The Green Hornet at Carl's Jr.
Seems like a lot to go through just for chicken tenders.
Dogfish
As if a car named a SpaceFox isn't strange enough, the commercial features a Dogfish.
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Vena Happy Place THC Drink
Designed to give you a buzz without the drawbacks, Vena Happy Place delivers feel-good vibes without the alcohol. The THC drink is made with 2mg of THC and 2mg CBD, taking you on a journey of relaxation and happiness, minus the hangover that usually follows. Available in Black Cherry, Grapefruit, and Guava Passionfruit, each refreshing sip elevates your mood, and with just 40 calories, you can savor the moment guilt-free.
Presented by Vena.
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Montegrappa Anytime Perpetual Calendar Pen
Like fine timepieces, quality pens require detailed craftsmanship. That's evident in the perpetual calendar mechanism of the Anytime pen from Paolo Favaretto and Montegrappa. The pen's lid has three notched dials for the date, day, and month that provide haptic feedback when adjusted and lock into place using technology from the company's ratchet piston-fill mechanism. The pen is available in two models: Maestro, with a black resin and Delrin body with stainless steel trim, and Supremo, with a red resin body and yellow gold-plated brass trim. Both rollerball and fountain versions are available; the latter models have 18k gold nibs, and every pen regardless of model is limited to 365 numbered pieces and arrives pre-adjusted to show the date of manufacture.
Presented by Montegrappa.
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The Clear Pill
In order to promote his new movie Limitless, Bradley Cooper made this infomercial for "The Clear Pill". It's worth the irreversible coma if it really makes you anything like Bradley Cooper.
Holiday Under-Indulgence
Ken Jeong fights holiday under-indulgence. Go down your gullet. Uh. Uh. Just like a mullet.
